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{"fact":"In 1987, cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America (about 50 million cats resided in 24 million homes in 1986). About 37% of American homes today have at least one cat.","length":178}
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Stewart Phillip \"Frank\" Abbott was an Australian rules footballer who played with Fitzroy. In between his two stints for Fitzroy, he played for Essendon Town in the VFA.
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